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Flashes from the small world of Samuel Johnson.

In the summer of 2000, Sam had the good fortune to visit New England again. Mom did the Fitchburg-Longsjo stage race. Sam just hung out. In August we also took Sam on his first Big Sur camping trip, and in the fall Sam had his inaugural trip to Las Vegas. While Sam played the slots at the MGM Grand, Dad went to Comdex.

In September we went to Captiva Island, Florida for a wedding. It was awesome.

Click for larger imageOf course, Sam spent a good percentage of the summer at the beach in San Diego. He wasn't complaining.

 
Sam's summer and fall,
2000

 

Sam goes to Barbados. Returns to San Diego and hurls in front of famous surfer
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In October, 1999, Sam made the long trip from San Diego to Barbados. Click to enlargeHe loved the 82 degree water. Unfortunately, while frolicking on the west coast of the island, Sam had an encounter with a jellyfish that left him wailing for a good two hours.

Shortly after returning from Barbados, Sam went with mom and dad to his first ever movie. It was an intellectual affair: the world premier of Taylor Steele's latest surf flick, Loose Change.

While in line outside Encinitas, California's La Paloma theater, Sam barfed. Poor dad; Sam just happened to be on pop's shoulders when the hurl urge hit. After watching the barf bounce off dad's head and onto the shorts of an unsuspecting surfer, some cad in the crowd behind chipped in this gem: "If ever their was a commercial for birth control, that was it."

But wait, it gets better. Sam then had a second puke, also off Dad's head. After mopping up as best as possible with a handful of Starbucks napkins, dad looked around and said, "I told the kid not to drink so much beer." It just so happened that world-famous Australian surfing legend Peter Townend was in line behind us. The event inspired PT to regale us with a few tales of raising his own trio of offspring in the wilds of Huntington Beach. So there you have it, at 21 months Sam goes to his first movie and spews in full view of Peter Townend.

 

April, 1999 found Sam on the Big Island of Hawaii (Photos to come). In March and April, he made trips to California's Anza Borrego desert and he revisited Mammoth Mountain for some early spring skiing. In May, Sam made his first trip to the San Diego Zoo.

In the perambulation department, Sam has graduated to running. Unfortunately, he still hasn't figured out depth, so mom and dad have lively times keeping Sam from trotting off the edge of their deck. Sam also developed a firm fondness for drawing with chalk on the sidewalk.

 
Sam travels again
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Sam goes to Mammoth Mountain
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In December and January, Sam made a gigantic loop through California: San Diego to San Jose for Christmas. San Francisco for a conference with mom and dad. Then on Mammoth Mountain for a week of skiing. More photos here.

 

 

The week before Christmas, Sam made his first tentative steps. By New Year's Day, he was staggering across the room with the grace and confidence of a drunken sailor. The week after Christmas, Sam tried out his new perambulatory skills on the snowy slopes of Mammoth Mountain, California.

 
Sam walks
12.14.98

 

Sam goes to Yosemite
July, 1998
 

Glacier Point. Tuolomne Meadows. Tioga Pass. Yosemite Falls. Giant Sequoia Grove. Half Dome. Like a blurry-eyed Japanese tourist on a whirlwind California tour, Sam saw California's most fulgurant treasure. While in Yosemite Sam had his first night in a tent.Yosemite Valley from Glacier Point. Click for more photos.
On the way to Yosemite, Sam slept the length of the Owens Valley and past the magnificent jut of Mt Whitney. Sam rode around in Mom's backpack at the mining ghost town Bodie, and he spent the night along the shores of Mono Lake. Sam also spent a few days on the Sierra's eastern flank. There he plunged into the icy Tuolomne River and hung out with Grandma and Grandpa Wendling at San Jose Family Camp.

 

The day after attending his Uncle Russell and Aunt Amber Johnson's wedding, Sam thought it best to get mobile, so he began to crawl. A week later he was pulling himself to his feet in his crib and playpen. Either a Narcissus or a self-deprecator, Samuel is also fond of standing up and laughing at himself in the mirror.

 
Sam crawls
8.2.98

 

Teeth—youch!
July, 1998
  In late July a tooth poked through Sam's naked gums. A few days later a companion chomper came ripping up to let Sam know that life isn't going to be all titty sucking and nap time. Sam now frequently reminds his parents at 3:30 in the morning that they do indeed have a son.

 
Previous issues of News of Sam:
January, 1998 - June, 1998